Sperm stop here
Blobjobs
WHEN YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY - TRY THIS
My wife won't give me a blowjob because she says it tastes gross. Everything else in our sex life is fine, but I really miss a good blowjob.
How do I get her to change her mind?
The reason is sperm
It wasn't designed for good flavour
It tastes like horse 🐎 piss 🍺 to my sweetheart. She loves me, but not my sperm. It wasn't designed to taste delicious and nothing can change that.
Attract, don't repel
Learn from flowers and the bees
I remembered the lessons from flowers and bees. Block the stuff that repels and use the stuff she likes.
Block the bad flavor
Add some good flavor
To block the sperm taste, I sealed my spout. Jiftip works perfectly. Next, I layered on the chocolate spread, Nutella works.
How did it go?
Happy endings are awesome 🏁
This morning was the third time. She literally begged to give me a blowjob 🍭 before she would get out of bed.
Be her gentleman.
Happy wife, happy life
Be helpful, really listen without offering a solution. Bring her breakfast in bed for no reason at all. And never, EVER leave a sperm mess for her to clean up.
This is not for everyone
TOUGHEST CHALLENGE EVER!
To conquer yourself, your penis, and your sperm, is the most exciting physical and mental challenge you'll ever face. Curiosity isn't enough! Face it, then do it! 💪
Gentlemen,
She loves you, not your sperm.
Jiftip is a micro thin shield that covers just the tip. You forget it's even there.
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