The problem with blowjobs is that you're not getting any.
Are you tired of walking around feeling like a wanker in search of a little pleasure and relief?
Ever since getting down on your knees to propose to her, you've had to get on your knees to beg for a blowjob.
Now it's finally your birthday or you've done something special to be rewarded with a blowjob only to have her stop before the happy ending.
You know what I'm saying! There's no way she's going to risk that sperm hitting her in the face or mouth when you climax. Is that right?
Want to learn how to get her to give you a blowjob that sends you to heaven, -without asking for it?
If so, keep reading…
Moz and Nini,
the couple who created Jiftip.
HELLO, MY NAME IS MOZ...
TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, I DID SOMETHING THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND.
I super glued my manhole shut. Then sprayed on the accelerator to cure it.
AND IT BURNED LIKE HELL...
I didn't stop though. I kept working at it until I got the curing agent and super glue mixture just right.
Who's that desperate?
Ever since then, I've been looking for something better than super glue because nobody in their right mind will super glue their manhole shut.
The first rule of business:
Make something people want.
IF IT STICKS, I'VE TESTED IT ON MY PENIS.
For the past 25 years, my hardworking, underpaid penis has tested anything that will stick, trying to find something better than super glue to cover my manhole.
Then, about five years ago, I discovered how to bond a super-strong cling film material with a skin-safe adhesive.
More than 10 beta versions were released. The first of which wasn't even safe for humans in the wild to test.
Nini and I traveled to over 10 different countries to source the best materials from all over the world,
Finally, with the help of loyal beta users, Jiftip has completed the beta trials. It's ready, are you?
ARE YOU UP FOR A CHALLENGE?
Men are built to conquer challenges, and the Jiftip Challenge might be one of the most physically and mentally stimulating challenges I’ve seen in a while…
I enjoy the challenge of always growing stronger.
So here it is, let me present to you the most physically challenging thing a man has ever done:
Quit begging for it, get up off your knees and buy yourself some Jiftip.
She's not gonna give you a blowjob without it, you know it already.
If you want a blowjob, you gotta make it a pleasure for her too.
After she sees you ascend to heaven, she's gonna think, 'that wasn't too bad.'
In the next 7 days, she's going to notice a big improvement in your attitude.
You're sort of like a puppy dog that just wants to do anything to make her happy.
NOW FOR THE REMOVAL CHALLENGE → JIFTIP IS NOT FOR PUSSIES, CERTAINLY NOT FOR EVERYONE. Start by removing Jiftip slowly the first day. You'll wince, everyone does. If you keep it up, by the 7th day, you'll be able to remove Jiftip without making a face.
WILL YOU LET GO OF YOUR EGO?
CAN YOU COMMIT TO THIS PENIS STRENGTH TRAINING FOR JUST 7 DAYS?
here's how you'll remove Jiftip painlessly.
☑ PAINLESS REMOVAL METHOD - Use your finger to burst the center of the bubble. If you like, LEAVE JIFTIP ON until your next shower. The warm water will soften the adhesive and allow you to grip the center of the Jiftip for a painless removal.
A long History...
For 5000 years, Chinese Daoists have used thethree finger tantric method for seminal retention or 'injaculation' for invincible energy and peak health. Learn from their experience and you'll feel better about holding everything inside.
Yes, I know you want to ask this next question...
Question: Will my penis explode? Answer: Maybe → but first your eyeballs may pop out as Jiftip's sperm-pouch expands on demand.
UROLOGY DOCTOR PADUCH says, "The male urethra is 16cm (8") long and inflates to hold normal ejaculations comfortably."
NOD YOUR HEAD IF THE EXPLODING PENIS MYTH IS NO LONGER AN ISSUE ANY MORE...
You think you can let go of your ego's misperceptions of holding everything inside?
It was a trick question...
Because with Jiftip's new sperm pouch for just the tip. You don't hold everything inside.
Is it approved for birth control and STDs?
NO! Approvals will require mountains of cash and years to complete. With enough donor support, it can happen soon.
Question: No approvals... Can I use it for sex? Answer: However you use Jiftip is your decision and your responsibility, too. Remember, no product is 100% foolproof.
The approved purposes are:
☑ Oral pleasure without any sperm taste.
Ladies always ask → "Will it fall off, like condoms?"
It's the first question every woman asks. When Nini saw me remove it afterward, all her doubts disappeared.
Some of you will ask:
Question: What is it made of? Answer: Made from thin polyurethane film, similar to food wrap... an impenetrable, allergen-free, elastic film that's securely coated with skin-safe adhesive.
☑ Oh, and unlike latex, it's also sterile.
Nini was a nurse before and it shocked her to discover condoms are not sterile.
What's the right size for me?
Jiftip manhole covers are ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL! Some other items are too...
☑ Beanie hats
Want to know my favorite thing about Jiftip?
You can stick Jiftip on in advance, when Mr. Penis is soft and sleepy. Getting ready at the last minute ruins the moment!
Be ready, already → Ready to continue?
If you can place your order, your Jiftip will be delivered to your mailbox in a discreet package. Inside is the hap-penis you've waited for your whole life.
You married a happy wife, eager to please you. You just have to make it easy for her to do just that.
Ready to try?
You ready for a happy wife and a life filled with happiness, true hap-penis?
Click the button below to be challenged like never before.
It's true... no product is perfect for everyone, especially Jiftip. If you've got a solution that's working great for you, or if your wife has a latex fetish, Jiftip isn't right for you, I understand, but let's still be friends, is that okay with you?
LADIES: Stick a Jiftip sperm pouch on just the tip of your man's penis. Give him a blowjob for 7 days. 💢 Incredibly, he'll turn into the sweetest, most loyal and helpful partner, just like when you first met him. 😂